Rick Perry: I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
Me: I’m sorry, I don’t follow you. That’s like saying, ‘How can an ant carry twenty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?’ Are the two even related?
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