December 2010
52 posts
Mascara
Dad: Hey. We have a problem here that threatens our whole trip to the mall. Moms two tubes of mascara have been taken. Theyre gone. Thats right. So we go nowhere until they emerge.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
Jolly
Mom: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time too.
Obligatory Christmas Post.
DRUNK TUMBLR.
This is what's for dinner tonight. →
FUCK YOU DADT!!!!!
Our country is FINALLY taking steps towards equality!
Knowledge from my little brother
Pinky: Oh, see, he's wearing a Q. That means he's not gay.
Mimi: ??
Pinky: Q stands for Quentin. Do you know any gay guys named Quentin?
Mimi: Oh brother...
Pinky: I didn't think so.
WHY AM I STILL IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON!??!!
He looks like a hobo and is probably an asshole when you get to know him.
I GOT PAST THE UNT SCREENING AUDITION!!!
They want a live audition January 29, and with any luck I’ll already be there!!!!!
Vote. →
I hope someday I know what I'm doing.
It took me 20 years to say this with sincerity...
…but I am beautiful, and I love myself for who I am.
I could never imagine being Pope today.
Can I just explain how mind-boggling it is that my...
Never in a million years….
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Ryley Moore, I don't know why you refuse to do a...
Off to take the 2nd final of the season!!
HELLO TUMBLR I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!
And in honor of your return, I will post an inappropriate love video.
ryley-stbatman asked: You are wonderful!
Mimi, will you have fun rubbing my head fuzz when you see me?
And I'm sorry that uber awesome musical box thing turned into meatspin... that was grossly random, at best.
Mimi, will you have fun rubbing my head fuzz when you see me?
And I'm sorry that uber awesome musical box thing turned into meatspin... that was grossly random, at best.
mimidoll asked: WHY ARE YOU SO WONDERFUL!
CHRISTMASSSS!!!!!!!!!
Pull out your tissues, because this is what it... →
a-lynn:
I know, I know. I didn’t start immediately, but here goes!
Dear Mimi,
I don’t even really know how to start this letter to you. I guess I should start with going through the years we have known each other. The history we have shared, whether it be good or bad. The laughter, the tears, the…bodily…
Okay, no more meatspin.
How did that even happen?
Note: Anyone who reblogged that video post with...
ryleymo:
This wasn’t me, it was just brought to my attention. If you aren’t in a safe spot don’t do it, for there are flailing penises on your page. I’m not kidding, so don’t take the warning lightly.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused by myself or anyone else…
Though I’m not sure why I’m apologizing, because I’m a victim…
Innocence Found: Texas Monthly January 2011 →
And this goes to show that Texas politics just SUCK.
catscorner:
My mom worked on Anthony’s Graves case for eight years— I am so proud of her! Please read this!
This is for Ryley Moore.
Name: Mimster Age: somewhere between 12 and 30 Where you live: New Orleans! Your all-time favorite hobby: Making music Favorite band/genre: Jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz! How did you find my blog? I am a creeper? Why you follow me? To make sure you’re still alive since I haven’t seen you since, oh, I don’t know, high school maybe? How are you? Just another day in paradise, you know?
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